Warning!!!!! The Daily Taco may be a major contributing factor in acts of involuntary arson. I received an e-mail from my Aunt a few evenings ago detailing a close call she had with the TDT. After putting some soup on the stove, she decided to pass the time while it heated up by perusing The Daily Taco. She became so engrossed in the tales of my taco mischief that only the smoke alarm in her house was able to break Senor Salty's spell. She rushed to the kitchen and found her soup burning away on the stove. How long had it been since she first logged on the the TDT that faitful evening? No one may ever know, but, suffice it to say, it may be wise to set some sort of alarm before reading the blog lest you fall victim to its siren-esque song as did my Aunt. Transitioning to todays tacosl: This evenings meal was "Chili's To Go." Now when I say go, I mean really to go. As I was wandering the aisles at Safeway, I spied this boxed taco kit, and figured I would give it a shot. Supplemented with some fresh veggies, beans, and corn tortillas, these packaged fajitas actually turned out to be not half bad. I can't say the same about my attempt to duplicate the sizzling platter that usually accompanies this particular type of meal. On my scale of most smoke produced while attempting to cook something, this definitely mad the top 5.
11 comments:
Glad to see you're staying in. It's rough out there gettin' tacos:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/29/BA0GVBHPI.DTL&tsp=1
mr. salty - say it ain't so!
C O M E B A C K F R E D ! ! !
I miss reading your blog every day tito.
Dude, Mr. Salty. We need to have a talk.
There are 6 main sites that keep people happy as a hippo:D
1. Drudgereport
2. Slashdot
3. nyt opeds
4. myspace (sad world, i know)
5. aaron karo's weekly updates<3
6. THE DAILY TACO, Staring You!
See? You're in the Big Leagues of Internet Surfage- I took a random sample of 1 out of 6.6Billion people and I found this to be true. I miss reading about chese-in-the center of two corn tortilla thingies and your adventures with fresh guacamole.
w00t.
I have had to consistently work all day long, ALL WEEK.
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The antients used Christinaity to initiate the "Beginnning of The End". Along the way they used it to initiate other tools which they will use to further mankind into decay and towards the Apoocalypse:::USA, "democracy", capitalism/corporations.
Of the tools they have used, religious, political, economic, social is by far the most damaging and seems reserved for those who have experienced each tactic:::
The god's social tool promoted moral decay, whether sexual, behavioral, professional, etc. It created an enviornment where indecency is the norm.
The dogs are dead.
And they're still incurring evil from their prior life(ves).
Junior Seau is a good example::The real, a 20-something in her next life, making progress, so the gods allow her clone host fake to committ suicide, allowing her off the hook incurring evil in her prior life. AND close the restaurant, her legacy in capitalism.
Al Davis should be so lucky.
The antient's leaders, politicians, celebrities, corporate executives, scientists/professionals are clone host fakes, fresh out of high school who woudln't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Without the gods doing their jobs THROUGH THEM they'd only be good for playing with themselves.
Because of their use of clone host fakes the gods have created a blameless society where nobody takes responsibility for the destruction which has occurred.
The BODs, CEOs and wealthy are fakes fresh out of high school, the gods no longer push anyone into it and instead used temptation, and the result is devistation the gods won't "make up" to the disfavored anymore.
There was a very real perception that bi-racial was much worse for the white than it was for the person of color. The liberal culture, which was designed and promoted with the god's tools to achieve their Apocalyptic goals, screamed racism when there was a very reasonable explanation for this reality::::
In this white punishment known as the United States the person of color has already adopted the disfavors/temptations intended for another race. But by associating/mating with a person of color the white is newly adopting the disfavors of another culture.
And this is the reason why people of color are not welcome in the United States. The gods control everything:::The perception they want to create, the thoughts they want you to have.
People of color can't recover from absorbing the temptations from two cultures. And why they become more and more like so many blacks in America:::Veterans at absorbing the temptations of two cultures.
To further illustrate this is why California's educational system/funding was ranked #1 when California was white:::Education being the basis of the affluent economic system. Now even public higher education has become unaffordable.
The gods behave monsterously in the course of managing Planet Earth, matching our decay, but they demand people be good if you are to have a chance to ascend as a child in a future life.
Not only is doing the right things important (praying, attoning for your sins, thinking the right way:::accepting humility, modesty, vulnerability), so is avoiding the wrong things important as well:::"Go and sin no more".
You NEED active parents who share wisdom to have a real chance to ascend into heaven in a future life, and you MUST be a good parent as well to have that opportunity in your next life.
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